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2014 Vintage: The John Wick Dog

Why did the bad guys mess with him? Because they didn’t realize that in 2014, Keanu Reeves was one puppy away from ending the entire Russian mob using only a pencil and pure, unadulterated “Baba Yaga” energy.

Part of the 40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2014 “Awesome Mix, Black Holes & Not Quite My Tempo” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sid_Meier_Fan07/17/1998 18:59Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Student_Life_0101/05/2004 19:42Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Floppy_Fanatic05/26/2001 10:30Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Marla_Singer_Fan05/08/2005 13:15A joke for the end of the world.
@Gremlins_Gizmo01/01/2008 17:13Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Better_Off_Dead02/03/2006 14:58I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Bill_Ted_Excell11/16/1998 17:13Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Tagged_Network11/15/2007 14:31You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
@Wall_Post_Hero02/25/1997 18:07Posting this to my own wall right now!

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