2023 Classic: The John Wick 4 Suit

Why did the lawyer represent the High Table? To sue John Wick for “unauthorized breach of professional assassin etiquette and property damage.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Legally_Blonde_Elle06/17/1996 00:04What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Melrose_Place_Fan04/03/2002 06:57Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Austin_Powers_Y06/25/1999 10:00Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Hi5_Pro_User02/06/2006 13:04High five for this joke!

@Fred_Channel_0609/02/2015 01:35HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!