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2006 Archive: The Jimmie Johnson First Cup

Why did NASCAR have a new ruler? Because Jimmie won his first of many titles, starting a streak that made every other driver’s trophy case look dusty.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2006 “Heads & Hoops” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Steve-O_Wild11/09/1997 13:49Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Courage_Dog02/01/2003 13:22The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Blink_Tag_User09/14/2001 19:47<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Ring_Member_9808/30/1998 01:09Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@ODP_Editor_9912/06/2003 03:59Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@DMOZ_Volunteer01/11/2009 10:12Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Boxxy_Queen08/24/2010 21:57I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
@Filter_Fanatic02/11/2003 09:33This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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