2017 Vintage: The Java

Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”

Part of the 44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2017 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@AOL_Keyword_Jokes08/25/2008 15:25Standard classic. Never gets old.

@Optical_Mouse_9911/26/2003 10:20I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@CRT_Degauss06/07/2001 12:00BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Firewall_Wizard09/20/2006 00:33Letting this joke through the port.

@Big_Snatch_Boris11/30/2008 17:25Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Breakfast_Club_B06/20/2015 23:00Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Arthur_Fist_Fan10/09/2008 22:11My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Banner_Exchange08/21/2001 12:52Click my banner for more laughs!