2009 Vintage: The Java

Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”

Part of the 43 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2009 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@WebSurfer_X12/03/1998 05:04Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!

@BBS_Veteran11/19/2009 14:21Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Nokia_Snake_Champ11/22/2014 20:59Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Flash_Animator09/02/2005 11:03I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Pokemon_Blue02/06/2009 20:23Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!

@Married_With_Kids12/19/2010 21:33Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Fargo_Marge11/23/2015 20:17Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Courage_Dog08/14/2006 22:22The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@Web_Crawler_9610/28/2004 02:44Crawled my way to this hilarious page.