Why did Dole pick Jack Kemp? Because he needed someone who could throw a football further than Dole could throw a punchline.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
No way! That’s too much!
A wild laugh appeared!