2019 Legacy: The It Chapter Two

“We’re all grown up now!” “And you’re all still annoying,” says the bartender.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"100% human-poured and carbonated."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Sitter08/21/2006 00:02My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Starship_Troopers06/02/2011 05:18I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Hamster_Dance_X02/10/2008 13:01Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Trololo_Man_7006/27/1999 22:45Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Rick_Roller_0710/28/2001 07:08Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Terran_Marine06/26/1999 08:29Go, go, go! More jokes!

@Flash_Game_Dev09/12/2001 19:30I should make a game about this joke.

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost10/17/2008 22:22Laughing at the security of my own ribs!