Why did everyone lose their music? Because the new iPod was so small you could accidentally clip it to the inside of the trash bag while cleaning up the wrapping paper.
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36 Christmas Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola Razrs” Edition
In 2004, Christmas was all about being "fetch," even if Gretchen ...read more »
2024 Vintage: Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl
Why was the football game so "sparkly"? Because Taylor Swift arr...read more »
2013 Joke: A Little Boy Wrote
A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »
2023 Legacy: ChatGPT Prompting
Why were the Christmas cards so suspiciously perfect? Because no...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pedro Pascal" Everywhere
Why was the same guy in every movie trailer? Because 2024 confir...read more »
41 Christmas Jokes: The 1995 “Tinsel & VHS Tapes” Edition
In 1995, Christmas was a battle between the old world and the dig...read more »
2025 Classic: Holographic Relatives
Why is Great-Aunt Mildred shimmering? She couldn't make the flig...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Four Seasons Orlando" Baby
Why was the toddler so sophisticated? Because the internet found...read more »
2024 Joke: Santa’s Sleigh Broke Down
Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve.
He called AAA and ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "I’m Working Late 'Cause I’m a Singer" Song
Why was the niece so late to dinner? Because Sabrina Carpenter g...read more »
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34 Christmas Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Wrecking Balls” Edition
In 2013, Christmas was a frozen wasteland—and not just because of...read more »
2006 Joke: Why Don’t You Ever
Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?
Because he has p...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "North West" Lion King Performance
Why was the nephew’s school play so controversial? Because the i...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Bluey" Special (The Sign)
Why were the adults crying over a moving van? Because the 28-min...read more »
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