2002 Legacy: The iPod Classic

Why did the lawyer buy an iPod? To record his own voice so he could bill himself for “listening to expert testimony.”

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@Encarta_User12/23/2014 20:01I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Doom_Guy09/27/1995 15:46Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@AskJeeves_Fan05/23/2014 10:33Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Tripod_Member11/30/2006 02:34Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@SimCity_Mayor03/14/1995 12:19Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Sum41_Skater01/11/2014 12:31In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Frame_Set_Wizard04/06/2001 15:02I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

@iPhone_User_0710/21/2009 04:27There’s an app for that? No, just this site!