1999 Classic: The IPO Fever

Why did the lawyer take stock options instead of cash? Because in 1999, even a company that sold “digital air” was worth billions.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

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A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »

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In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

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A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

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A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »

@Ace_Ventura_Pet04/06/1997 05:00Alrighty then! Super funny.

@Silicon_Valley_Fan07/26/2014 08:12This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@SoulSeek_Fan03/04/2000 19:02Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Magic_SchoolBus10/03/2001 04:23Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@BackToFuture_M06/15/2009 14:58Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Numa_Numa_Guy08/13/2013 05:04Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Spawn_Camper_J04/20/2005 23:41I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

@Illidan_Blind04/21/2013 00:33I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

@Wall_Post_Hero10/09/2006 04:50Posting this to my own wall right now!