2014 Classic: The Interstellar Pilot

None. They just go into a black hole and communicate the light bulb’s location to their daughter through a bookshelf using gravity.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Seinfeld_Fan_Club05/21/2005 13:25A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee04/04/1996 03:25A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Jackie_Brown_Fan02/15/1995 18:02Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Ninja_Turtle_R11/21/2011 17:48Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Distracted_Boy01/19/2013 10:36Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.