1996 Archive: The Internet Patient

My doctor has a new sign in his office: “$50 for a diagnosis. $75 if you looked it up on that new ‘World Wide Web’ thing first.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

@AOL_Surfer11/14/1997 10:34You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Dreamcast_Gamer06/01/1995 15:30Thinking is definitely funny today.

@South_Park_Cartman04/28/1999 14:52Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Palm_Pilot_User03/16/2005 08:28Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Total_Recall_Fan03/08/2014 13:25Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Fargo_Marge02/27/2000 22:48Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Big_Snatch_Boris02/28/2014 10:02Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Influencer_9912/24/2003 17:06My followers need to see this!