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1999 Archive: The Insurance Form

I had to sign a waiver stating that if the world ends on Jan 1st, I still owe the co-pay.

Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dreamcast_Gamer11/03/2004 07:36Thinking is definitely funny today.
@Winamp_Skin_Maker09/28/2000 01:24Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@StarWars_Nerd10/09/2000 17:17The farce is strong with this one!
@Napster_Leech04/09/2013 15:55Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@ICQ_Classic05/03/2015 20:17That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Dorm_Room_Hero07/29/2000 20:41My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Butthead_Uhhh09/28/2006 17:11Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Futurama_Fry_M12/29/2004 13:16Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

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