2012 Archive: The Inheritance

Why did the lawyer bring a GoPro to the funeral? To document the “distribution of assets” in 1080p.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why was the AI promoted to Senior Partner? Because it was the on...read more »

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Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »

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@AOL_Keyword_Jokes02/28/2009 11:50Standard classic. Never gets old.

@Nokia_Snake_Champ03/29/1995 19:40Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Independence_Day05/18/2009 02:54Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@Hackers_Movie_Fan01/13/2007 03:50Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Ninja_Turtle_R06/23/2006 21:21Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Ferris_Bueller06/08/2002 00:53Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.