Why did Thanos get kicked out of the kitchen? He kept trying to “snap” his fingers to make the dishes disappear.
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!