Why did the lawyer sue the movie? For “intentional infliction of disappointment” regarding the aliens.
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & Superhero Liability” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Jury Duty
Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch & The Blue-Black Dress” Edition
In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue 'Em All” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Final Verdict
Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Office
A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »
The Copper Wire
An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Legacy
The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »
The Cold Heart
A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »
The Retainer Fee
The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »
The Witness Stand
A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Crypto-Will
A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »
The Devil's Contract
Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Final Word
A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tech Support
"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »
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