A guy tells his wife, “I’m implanting an idea in your subconscious.” She says, “If that idea is ‘doing the dishes’, it’s going to need at least four more dream levels and a kick in the head to actually happen.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2010 “Dream Within A Dream & Insta-Glam” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Phone
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2025 Archive: The Star Wars
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56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The 2025 Workout
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers” Edition
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A man and woman had been...
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Q: What do you say when...
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Why did I get divorced? Well,...
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54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic Leak” Edition
In 2008, adult humor was a survival mechanism. If you weren't jok...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.