Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend!
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!