1996 Legacy: The Ida

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to stay, but I have to go!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know bet...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

@Yahoo_Directory09/26/2011 23:54Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Project_Mayhem01/19/1996 03:19Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Hattori_Hanzo_S06/30/1997 10:40I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan06/05/2015 00:17Silently laughing in the snow.

@DragonBall_Z_G02/04/2013 19:54His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@Austin_Powers_Y12/25/1998 08:33Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Liger_Owner_X02/06/1995 15:36It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@True_Story_Neil04/24/2010 14:41True story! I was there!