Why did the man eat his watch? It was very time-consuming.
Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive archive. Historically Verified
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It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
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I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
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Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.