Why do bears have hairy coats? Fur protection.
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Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
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Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
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Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
One joke to rule them all!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
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