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1999 Classic: The Hugo

 Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way into the new millennium!

Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Sitter12/29/2002 00:27My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Married_With_Kids03/13/1998 16:37Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Terminator_2_Fan09/06/2015 10:11Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Austin_Powers_Doctor07/19/2012 15:14One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Napster_Search08/11/1995 19:44Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@American_Psycho_P01/17/2001 08:15I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Starship_Troopers12/23/2014 04:52I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Fargo_Marge10/14/2015 04:49Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@IMVU_Chatter04/04/1998 12:543D laughs are the best!
@Epic_Fail_Guy06/08/2011 10:07This joke is an Epic Win!

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