We’re back in Westeros, the dragons are bigger, and everyone has a wig that looks like it was made from very expensive white silk.
Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar archive. Historically Verified
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Alrighty then! Super funny.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Deal with it. This is gold.
No way! That’s too much!
Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.