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1996 Archive: The Hourly Minimum

 Why did the lawyer bill for 25 hours in one day? He flew West and worked through lunch.

Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Kazaa_Leecher11/22/2013 22:36I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Project_Mayhem09/10/2010 13:09Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Reservoir_Joe02/29/2008 02:51Professional humor for professional people.
@Daria_Morg06/17/2000 22:31My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Sailor_Moon_Cry08/27/2003 06:54In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Heathers_Winona11/13/2011 12:43Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@StumbleUpon_User07/25/2014 08:56I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
@StrongBad_Mail03/07/2015 18:11I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Deal_With_It_G03/08/2005 21:02Deal with it. This is gold.

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