Why did the lawyer bill for 25 hours in one day? He flew West and worked through lunch.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Professional humor for professional people.
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In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
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