Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park?
Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid & Spider Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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2024 Classic: The Harry
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2024 Legacy: The Mikey
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2024 Vintage: The Gladys
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52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition
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2025 Classic: The Isabel
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2025 Archive: The Robin
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2025 Vintage: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »
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44 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2020 Lockdown Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Martian
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Letting this joke through the port.
Back when the internet was simple and funny.