2014 Legacy: The Honeydew

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

@Dumb_And_Dumber04/20/1995 12:12So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Frasier_Crane07/12/2011 20:36I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Hanson_Fan_9709/21/2001 00:21Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Dark_Knight_Joker12/07/2003 00:50Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Linkin_Park_Fan08/31/2003 13:04In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@PeanutButter_J09/05/2005 03:50It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Second_Life_Avy07/16/2001 16:26In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@Llamas_With_Hats11/25/2008 20:21Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost04/01/2000 12:38Laughing at the security of my own ribs!