1998 Archive: The Honeydew

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espre...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

@Blockbuster_Refugee05/30/2013 10:12Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@Cipher_Steak05/03/2015 22:47Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Footloose_Ren07/31/2009 22:27Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Chocolate_Rain05/05/2007 09:59I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Ultima_Online_V12/11/2003 18:48Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?