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2011 Vintage: The “Honey Badger” Video

 Why didn’t the kids care about their chores? Because “Honey Badger don’t care, honey badger don’t give a…” well, you know the rest.

Part of the 35 Christmas Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Flower09/27/2004 14:07The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Yahoo_Directory11/15/2004 02:24Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Gladiator_Maximus04/14/1998 09:03Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Gladiator_Proximo04/03/1997 22:20Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@BackToFuture_M03/17/2011 01:40Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Tay_Zonday_Fan05/27/2003 13:17Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
@Deal_With_It_G04/22/2015 04:38Deal with it. This is gold.

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