Why didn’t the kids care about their chores? Because “Honey Badger don’t care, honey badger don’t give a…” well, you know the rest.
Part of the 35 Christmas Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The "Bluey" Special (The Sign)
Why were the adults crying over a moving van? Because the 28-min...read more »
2009 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas.
She told me “No...read more »
2025 Classic: Wednesday (Season 2)
Why is the niece still not mucking? Because the second season dr...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Couch Jumping” Edition
In 2005, Christmas was the start of the viral video era. We were ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Mars One" Update
Why are we watching a red screen? Because the first colonists on...read more »
33 Christmas Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Christmas was a whirlwind. We were all staring at a ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Man vs. Bear" Debate
Why was the hiking trip canceled? Because the internet spent a m...read more »
36 Christmas Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition
In 2018, Christmas was a bit "dusty." We were all mourning our fa...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Memory Palaces"
Why is Mom wearing VR goggles while cooking? Because she’s using...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: Superman (The Movie)
Why is the holiday so "heroic"? Because James Gunn’s new Superma...read more »
2025 Legacy: Beyond the Spider-Verse
Why are there three versions of the same gift? Because the trilo...read more »
2025 Classic: The 4-Day Work Week
Why is everyone so relaxed? Because 2025 was the year "Friday" o...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Brain-Link" Gifts
Why is the teenager just blinking at the wall? Because he got a ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
Deal with it. This is gold.