Why did it look like a soap opera? Because Peter Jackson decided that seeing every pore on a goblin’s face was more important than the movie actually looking like a movie.
Part of the 36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2012 “Assemble, Skyfalls & Mush-Mouth Bane” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
What is this? A joke for ants?
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.