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“One last time into the bar!” “It’s been a long journey, Bilbo. Have a pint.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

Still here. Still classic. Still $18.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: T...read more »

"The only thing Apple hasn't tried to put a screen on yet."Part ...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

A guy asks, "Are you not entertained?!" while eating a bowl of p...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

@AOL_Surfer11/04/2002 01:34You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Inkjet_Printers11/22/2003 18:21Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Tony_Hawk_Pro03/08/2013 15:09Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Jackass_Johnny03/26/1997 19:10Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Cool_Story_Bro04/05/2001 00:33Actually, it IS a cool story!