1999 Vintage: The HMO Logic

Why did the 1999 doctor cross the road? Because the insurance company wouldn’t authorize the sidewalk.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

@Cheers_Norm02/10/2008 19:01Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Avatar_Na_vi10/06/2005 08:16I see you... laughing!

@Rocket_Power_9907/15/2004 04:38We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Anchorman_Ron05/21/1998 22:59I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Brick_Tamland_L04/19/2009 15:08I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@About_Dot_Com01/17/2002 02:07The human guide to online humor.

@Mind_Blown_Gif10/05/2012 13:38*Boom* - there goes my brain!