2016 Archive: The Heart 2

“Your heart rate is 160.” “I just saw my ‘Screen Time’ report!”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

@ICQ_Flower07/06/1997 09:51The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Austin_Powers_Groovy12/03/2007 01:50Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@Shrek_Donkey08/08/2010 15:46And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Overly_Attached10/22/2012 16:02I’m watching you... read this joke!

@Harambe_Memories08/18/2011 22:43Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Fire_Background12/16/2008 10:33This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@WordPress_Fan_0304/29/2008 00:01The best thing since version 1.0!