2003 Archive: The Heart 2

“Your heart rate is 110.” “I just saw the bill!” “Oh, in that case, it should be higher.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

@DialUp_Dreamer12/24/2007 17:20Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor10/28/2006 13:11You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@Nirvana_Teen01/15/1998 07:24Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@He_Man_Power11/15/2005 06:18I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Breakfast_Club_B04/10/2009 19:41Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.