2021 Classic: The Hatch

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know bet...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

@Simpson_Quotes09/20/1997 01:14D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Cheers_Norm11/27/2004 12:43Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Frasier_Crane05/13/2012 11:14I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Lion_King_Pumbaa12/25/1998 17:40They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@BackToFuture_M08/29/2001 06:31Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Trogdor_Burn09/10/2013 14:06Burninating the countryside with laughter!

@Salad_Fingers_F04/12/2013 18:27I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Viewer_Number_104/15/2009 05:20First! And it’s funny!