2014 Vintage: The Hatch

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Not like. / Not like who? / Not l...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

@Dumb_And_Dumber12/10/1999 18:48So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Napster_Leech03/12/2006 03:22Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Lion_King_Pumbaa11/03/2015 04:26They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Daria_Morg12/09/2004 08:51My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@ODP_Editor_9905/07/2004 19:10Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Second_Life_Avy12/16/1997 13:14In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@Runescape_Noob08/08/2004 18:35Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

@Maplestory_Kid04/11/1998 13:57@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!

@Challenge_Acc10/14/2010 15:52Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!