Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!
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Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!