2007 Classic: The Hatch

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know bet...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

@Harry_Potter_0111/22/2005 19:00Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Matrix_Rebel12/15/1999 11:06I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Coffee_Addict11/22/2006 09:19404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Firewire_Fan11/29/2001 08:02Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@SoulSeek_Fan05/03/2010 23:25Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Emule_Donkey04/06/1995 07:18Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan02/07/2004 19:04Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular08/28/1997 12:04I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

@Tay_Zonday_Fan03/02/2001 06:20Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.