“As it was!” “Actually, it’s not as it was—the price of a pint went up a dollar.”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
2024 Classic: The Minecraft Movie
A guy starts trying to build a bar out of square blocks.Part of ...read more »
71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
2024 Archive: The B-52
"Light it up like a rocket to the moon."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Deadpool & Wolverine
Two guys walk in, one in red, one in yellow. They spend the whol...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Still digging for more humor!
High five for this joke!