Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up and open the door!
Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner & Switch Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Archive: The Robin
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2025 Archive: The Noah
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2025 Vintage: The 2025
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2025 Legacy: The Europe
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2024 Legacy: The Mikey
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2025 Classic: The Police
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2025 Legacy: The Gladys
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