Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up, my show is starting!
Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2025 Vintage: The Ida
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2025 Classic: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »
2024 Classic: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »
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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »
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Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
The best thing since version 1.0!
M’lady... this joke is superb.