2009 Classic: The Hangover Crew

None. They wake up in a dark room with a tiger, a baby, and no memory of where the light bulb went.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. She ho...read more »

How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five hundr...read more »

In 2008, pop culture went into "serious" mode. Christopher Nolan ...read more »

How many birds does it take to change a light bulb? Toucan.read more »

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? None. Cats don...read more »

How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb? What ...read more »

How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Three. On...read more »

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

In 1997, the "Information Superhighway" was becoming a crowded fr...read more »

In 2002, the world was swinging through the city with Spider-Man,...read more »

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

How many safety inspectors does it take to change a light bulb? F...read more »

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...read more »

How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye08/31/2014 23:07Better than a headshot in Complex!

@ICQ_Flower01/05/2004 22:29The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Toy_Story_Buzz03/08/2012 23:04To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan07/06/2011 05:48Silently laughing in the snow.

@Star_Wars_Kid08/22/2001 15:56I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@CompuServe_Classic09/11/2000 21:42Premium humor for premium members.