A guy takes a shot of clear liquid and winces. “That’s the strongest vodka I’ve ever had!” The bartender says, “That wasn’t vodka. That was the 70% ethanol hand sanitizer. But hey, you’re officially disinfected.”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Longlegs
A guy whispers, "Hail Satan," and the bartender calls the cops.P...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition
In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twisters
A guy walks in and says, "You don't face a storm, you ride it!" ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
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My mind is blown by how funny this is.