2007 Archive: The Halo 3 Player

One (Master Chief), but he’s too busy finishing the fight to worry about the kitchen lights.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@WinAmp_Shaker06/25/1997 14:47It really whips the llama's ass!

@Blink_182_Mark02/11/1999 05:40What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Borat_Very_Nice11/16/2015 16:13Very nice! Great success!

@White_Goodman_G11/08/2000 11:10We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Brennan_Huff_X11/05/2012 06:12I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler12/18/2003 20:43May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Deal_With_It_G11/16/2001 18:56Deal with it. This is gold.