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2007 Vintage: The Halo 3 Launch

 “Finish the fight!” “I’ll ‘finish the fight’ as soon as I finish this pizza and my wife stops asking me to ‘participate in the family’.”

Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve04/05/2008 17:22Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@StreetFighter_Ken09/11/1995 21:54Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Flash_Player_Fan12/13/2000 16:08Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Beavis_Butthead08/03/2010 18:23Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Evil_Kermit_M05/08/1998 20:56Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Woman_Yelling_C07/10/2005 03:56The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@Construction_Dig04/12/2008 17:51Still digging for more humor!
@Llamas_With_Hats11/21/2013 13:05Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
@Aliens_Guy_Hair01/14/2004 04:09I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
@Opera_User_9903/18/1998 03:01Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

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