2004 Vintage: The Halo 2

A guy says, “I’m a Master Chief in the bedroom.” The bartender says, “And a Master Grief at the bar. Sit down.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

"Are these peanuts AI-optimized for crunchiness?"Part of the 58 ...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

A woman walks in with a bouquet of flowers and a complicated rel...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

@Skate_Or_Die_9901/29/1995 06:34Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Courage_Dog07/04/2005 15:33The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@Excite_User_9704/05/2007 02:56This site is very exciting!

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler06/19/1995 07:00May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Leet_Speaker_7712/03/2011 18:387h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!