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1998 Legacy: The Half-Life Break

 Why was the IT office so quiet? Everyone was in “Black Mesa” and no one wanted to come back to Excel.

Part of the 61 Office Groaners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Cast_Away_Wilson01/15/2014 21:31WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@StarWars_Nerd07/10/1998 01:19The farce is strong with this one!
@Winamp_Playlist09/03/2000 17:06Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Cal_Naughton_Jr11/09/2002 17:51The magic man... is laughing!
@PeanutButter_J05/05/2011 23:47It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@HotBot_User04/27/1996 06:41Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@WordPress_Fan_0311/29/2011 18:19The best thing since version 1.0!
@Fred_Channel_0612/23/2005 19:23HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
@Epic_Fail_Guy07/11/2006 18:07This joke is an Epic Win!
@Challenge_Acc02/12/2001 18:32Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

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