2023 Archive: The Gym Socks

Why did the gym socks go to the party? They wanted to “smell” the fun.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

They were acting odd.read more »

Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »

In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »

Because they cantaloupe.read more »

In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »

The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »

Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? A: H...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

Kid: I had a thought. Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »

Because they make up everything.read more »

He was outstanding in his field.read more »

It left its Windows open.read more »

Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers? Dad: No...read more »

Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall? A...read more »

@Diablo_Cow_Level02/06/2007 12:13There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@Forrest_Gump_8804/26/2015 22:01Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette09/20/1999 13:37I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Overclocker_Pro07/04/1998 20:53My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Hellboy_Red06/14/1996 11:06I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Browser_War_V07/05/2015 20:14Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.