Why did the gym socks go to the party? They wanted to “smell” the fun.
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Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!