Why did the gym socks go to the party? They wanted to “smell” the fun.
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
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What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
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In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Q: How do you make a...
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Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
I should make a stickman movie about this.
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Laughing is as laughing does.
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!