Why did the gym socks go to the party? They wanted to “smell” the fun.
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
One does not simply read one joke.
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A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.